HAHA... ROFL.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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Shucks man... looks like Brother Hann and myself have to work extra hard to squeeze our surname back into the top 10! haha... =P

Just for fun... hehe... my surname ranks 5th haha....

Popular chinese surnames...

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9.5%

2
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3
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4.5%

4
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5
ONG
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ANG
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CHIA
22,600
0.9%

Wow, wearing contact lens is extremely tiring for beginners!
Taking them out also ah... but it gives the opportunity to feel one's eyeballs.
haha, think need to stick to specs for life man.

Dear readers,

when was the last time a fren of yrs approached you to join venture in starting a dot.com business?

recently i received a call to go listen to a business proposal. as much as i was skeptical throughout the teleconversation, i ended up agreeing to go down for the talk. maybe i'm jus too soft-hearted to reject gals? perhaps only fellow men would understand. hee... =P

Dear readers,

Jus to inform all users tt i'll be removing the Gossip Corner link to clube20 (if u dun understand, means it does not concern u so no worries =P) cos clube20 has been getting some spam since i opened up the posting to public. Furthermore, tt is an irritating bug in blogger which always post duplicate mail to clube20.

Also like to take the opportunity to wish Ruben happy birthday today. he's probably the only person in class which qualify to play income tax this yr haha... thanks for the contribution to the country. here's a bday kiss from me *muack!

JX,YM: when can we c the digi foto?

Enjoy the wk ahead! Cheers...

can u believe yimin and i bumped into each other at one of the subway stations in paris last week? we were so in awe, we took some photos... at the ticket gates.. lmao. didnt take a digi foto, or else i'd post it. her friend took a digi though. its a small world after all....

take care fellas. bb!

Dear readers,

when was the last time u placed coloured paper on a tomb?

For the some of u who will be visiting yr ancesstors within this couple of wks, here's a tip when it comes to burning incense: fold them b4 dumping into the fire pile. It burns faster this way =)

hope u guys had a great good friday long wkend! cheers...

Dear readers,

when was the last time someone asked u:" would u mind doing......?"

In a recent occasion, i replied no and the person who asked gave a shocked look and walked away. Sensing an obvious miscommunication, i cleared it up by explaining to the person tt i didn't mean no to her request but to her qn (no, i do not mind doing...). jus a minor issue, thot i'll put this up for the record.

cheers =)

Dear Shane and Bubble, really glad we had a nice & cosy chat session. I would jus like to add for the record tt the link we discovered between Herbal Life supplements, Bar-top dancing and Duracell batteries is some 1st class crap (shucks, good old canteen crap sessions been missing ever since graduation). Would love another session in the future. Shall we? =)

Btw, wat a coincidence bumping into Russel.
Russel: Smoke Less!
=P

Care to elaborate why this gay fren of yrs deserves a lot of respect for acting normal and not having "gay behaviour" in front of his frens? Cos i would think tt this is the usual scenario.

btw, is it yr old room-mate? ;p

I just found out that one of my guy friends is gay. I've known him since uni started, but it never came across me that he was one. I had a little shock, and it kinda bothered me for a while. The reason being he really appeared to be a very normal guy, having none of that "gay behaviour" one might expect. After some thought, I decided he deserves a lot of respect for that, and I had formed stereotypes too quickly.

Dear readers,

i can't help but notice a fren of mine change his msn messenger nick recently... hmmm, it seems tt someone leaving the country early this mth really made a substantial impact in his life.

i hope he's ready for another heartbreaking event a few mths later... =P

Dear all, the site has been revamped.
This is all done in the hope that a better looking blogsite = more blogs from everyone =P
A commenting function has also been added to keep topics within single threads. please post your comments and ideas about the new site.

ps: tables are a pain in the ass... will change it soon.

Dear readers,

ever got assumed by a fren tt u din care?

so saddening... esp when they call u kpo, how can they ever think tt?!?! angry siah. (u know who u r!)

Dear readers,

anyone ever got stood up on Valentine's Day?

It's such a heart wrenching experience and i actually got to see a fren do this to her fren yesterday. Poor guy!

To my Thailand adventure companions...

i read recently an article tt changed my impression of MBK as Bangkok's shopping heaven. (it has been replaced by Chatuchak!)

[quote]"WHEN in Bangkok, go to Chatuchak weekend market. To say that it is big is an understatement. It is the mother of all mothers of markets. There are 15,000 stalls packed over 14ha. It is open on Saturdays and Sundays and 200,000 people visit it on each of the two days. There's a skytrain station right at its doorstep. The stalls sell a jaw-dropping range of goods - puppies, plants, crockery, cushions, antiques, screwdrivers, you name it, they've got it. The market is divided into maze-like sections, some trendier than others. You are almost guaranteed to get lost but that's part of the fun. You never quite know what you're going to stumble upon next, which also means that if you find something you like, buy it at once for chances of you locating the shop later will be slim. Which was how, 10 minutes after entering Chatuchak, I found myself clutching three bulging plastic bags."

Hey, if we ever have another chance at it again, here's an advise to my MacDonalds Pork Burger buddies [quote]"A colleague had recommended the beef noodle shop at MBK's sixth floor food court. Good choice. And on the fourth floor, you get crunchy pancake-like desserts for, what, 20 cents?"


Regards,
the blue missionary porn star =P