Sunday, August 14, 2005

Good policy

Despite all those BS reasons, still a great govt policy which I'll benefit from. Kudos!

IN-CAMP TRAINING FOR NSMEN REDUCED
Friday August 12, 2005
Loh Chee Kong

FROM April next year, In-Camp Training (ICT) for operationally ready
National Servicemen (NSmen) will be cut from 13 to  10 years, Mindef
announced yesterday.

The change will take place with immediate effect for NSmen who have
already started their ICT. This means that around 17,000 men who have
completed 10 years of training will be getting their run-out-date letters
earlier than expected.

The move follows the Singapore Armed Forces' (SAF) announcements that it
is working towards becoming a Third Generation (3G) fighting force, in
which it will harness new, advanced technologies to enhance soldiers'
fighting capability and reduce full-time NS from two-and-a-half years to
two years.

Defence Minister Teo Chee Hean said: "The army has finished the review of
the Operationally Ready National Service system, so we are now able to
streamline the ICTs."

A 3G SAF is "not just about the equipment but about training systems", he
added.

Said Mr Teo: "For example, the in-processing is a lot more efficient now.
So the time that a NSman spends in ICT can be better used for training.
(Training) will be more performance- and outcome-based. Subsequent
sessions can be tailored to the standards that the NSmen have achieved."

Previously, reservists had to undergo three two-day Basic Individual
Training (BIT) sessions and 10 ICT sessions over a period of 13 years.

Under the new system, there are no BIT sessions, but NSmen still have to
complete 10 ICTs or reach the statutory ages when their NS liability ends,
whichever is sooner. Under the Enlistment Act, reservists are liable for
NS call-ups up to the age of 40. For officers, this is 50 years.

Director of National Service Affairs  Brigadier-General Hugh Lim said:
"The impetus for the change is the 3G transformation of the army. What
facilitates it is the surge of full-time NSmen over the next  10 years."

He added that the change will be sustainable, despite Singapore's
declining birth rates.

BG Lim said: "We hope that by then, all the 3G transformation efforts will
reduce the deficit of manpower and eradicate it. Many are already kicking
in at this point."
......
 

Saturday, August 06, 2005

TODAY article

we got ask for a space meh?

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YOUTH GET THEIR SPACE, BUT BUTTON THEIR LIPS
Given their own hotspot to play with, young S'poreans don't seem to care
Friday 5 August 2005

Tor Ching Li

NOW they have what they wanted, they don't know what to do with it. Or,
they don't care.

In a nationwide consultation exercise, Singaporean youth revealed last
year that they wanted a community space to call their own.

The Government has granted their wish in the form of a 1.2ha plot of land
in Orchard Road called *scape. It has even asked them how they would like
to see the space used.

All it has received so far are some uninspired suggestions - but mostly
silence.

The *scape advisory panel is trying to wring responses out of Singapore's
apathetic youth - even offering iPod shuffle mp3 players for ideas that
should have been forthcoming anyway.

With less than a month before the consultation period ends, just over 700
of Singapore's 700,000 youth - those aged between 15 and 29 - have come up
with suggestions.

According to *scape advisory panel co-chair Khairudin Saharom, 29, most of
the entries were obtained from secondary school students at school
outreach events.

Getting the views of working adults in their early-to-late-20s has proven
an uphill task.

"Personally, I would like to hear more youth speak up," said fellow
co-chair Charissa Ee, 33.

The irony is that Mr Vivian Balakrishnan, the Minister for Community
Development, Youth and Sports, said at the launch of *scape that it
"should not be something that is planned top-down, but should emanate from
young Singaporeans".

Instead, it appears that young Singaporeans are either not used to being
asked for their opinion or simply cannot be bothered.

"We've never had something as 'bottom-up' as this before," said Ms Ee.

And the advisory panel has shown flashes of frustration. Added Ms Ee:
"It's typical of Singaporeans to ask for something, but when they get it,
they don't take ownership and wait for a top-down approach."

Entrepreneur and *scape advisory panel member Elim Chew is desperately
dreaming up ways to stir young people out of their apathy.

"We will be sending out emails to working youth above the age of 25," she
said. "The response should be (greater) than it has been."

One of the suggestions received so far is to include a rooftop garden, to
be linked to the nearby Orchard Cineleisure via an overhead bridge. "One
of the youth wanted this open rooftop to star-gaze and hang out with
friends," said Mr Saharom.

Other suggestions include a flea market where shops could be set up
rent-free and a swimming pool with see-through glass walls.

However, most ideas have been "quite tame", said Mr Saharom. "We're
waiting for that buzz that will shock."

But has the panel given enough publicity to the project in the first
place?

"It can be quite tricky because the panel, which is driving the project.
isn't full-time. But we're all very excited about it," said Ms Ee.

Now the panel is resorting to time-tested methods to get people talking. A
street-poll will be conducted next weekend along Orchard Road.

The top 20 ideas will be rewarded with iPod shuffles.

After the consultation exercise ends, the advisory panel will conduct
dialogue sessions before presenting its recommendations by the end of the
year.

Construction could start next year and *scape could be opened to the
public by 2008. More information is available at
www.scape.youth.sg, the
project's official website.

Meanwhile, as she waits for fresh ideas, Ms Chew said: "Youths have asked
for this space - and now they have got this space.

"Moving forward, it's now about how they take ownership of their own
space."

Sunday, July 24, 2005

interesting opinion

Happy National Day!
the traffic jams caused by NDP rehearsals have definitely been a pain in the ass. haha...=)  

IS OUR GOVERNMENT TOO GOOD FOR OUR OWN GOOD?
Friday July 22, 2005
Tang Li

LAST year, when India's communists became part of the governing coalition,
Mr Arun Jain, the CEO of Polaris Software Lab - an Indian IT company - was
asked what this would mean for India's IT industry. He replied: "We have
flourished without government help and as long as the government continues
to leave us alone, we shall continue to flourish."

This got me thinking. How is it possible for India - a large and unwieldy
nation - to produce companies such as Infosys and Wipro, private sector
companies that are investing in more developed countries?

By comparison, Singapore - a nation of highly-educated people - has only
produced world-class  companies when its Government is involved in some
way or other.

India's entrepreneurs believe they succeed in spite of the government,
while Singapore businessmen view the Government as a necessity to success.
I believe this state of affairs has come about because  the Government has
done too good a job at providing for Singaporeans.

Some would argue that what  the nation needs is a spell of bad government.

Good government has killed one of the prerequisites of entrepreneurship -
curiosity and optimism. I read recently - and commented on - an article
about how the failure of the government to provide clean drinking water
had led to a thriving water industry in India. In Singapore, the Public
Utilities Board sees to it that every Singaporean household is provided
with clean drinking water.

Another downside of an overly competent government is that it has led to a
blind trust of authority figures. While Singaporeans do grumble about the
government, they do so in the same way that children complain about their
parents.

Take the Suzhou Industrial Park, for instance. The Singapore and Chinese
governments had "sealed the deal" and Singaporean businessmen assumed that
everything would work well because the Government had helped them. They
were not prepared for the problems of dealing with the provincial Chinese
government. By contrast, Hong Kong and Taiwanese businessmen are prepared
to do business in countries where the rule of law is not strong.

Could these problems be solved with a spell of bad government? The answer
is no, if this means dealing with a rogue or rotten  government. One only
has to look at what rogue government has done for the large and
resource-rich Congo to imagine what it would  do to small and
resource-poor  Singapore.

However, Singapore could deal with indifferent government. Indifferent
government or less efficient government could make the population less
dependent on the government to provide and more willing to create its own
opportunities.

An example is Hong Kong, with not much more population or land than
Singapore. Private entrepreneurs fill many services that the indifferent
government does not.  The population is renowned for entrepreneurial
dynamism. And if social indicators are anything to go by, Hong Kong has as
high a standard of living as Singapore. Crime levels are comparable; in
1991, Hong Kong had fewer cases of theft than Singapore.

Ironically, the Singapore Government recognises the dilemma of  its own
competence and is taking some action. Its current solution  is to involve
the private sector in managing its services or, in some cases, allowing
entrepreneurs to fill certain niches. Look at the way karung guni
enterprises work alongside the National Environment Agency in the disposal
of rubbish.

Will this solution work? My mother said: "Parenting is a lifelong habit"
and it will take time for the Government and electorate to change their
expectations of each other. But change is necessary and given time,
hopefully, Singaporeans will become more resilient and play a greater role
in society for themselves.

Tang Li is a freelance writer. If you wish to comment, email us at
news@newstoday.com.sg

Visit TODAYonline website at http://www.todayonline.com

Sunday, July 10, 2005


A backup of the memory.
This foto will go down in E20 history!
Cheers =)

Saturday, May 28, 2005

If you have some idea who owns those earlier pouty lips, you might want to continue with guessing this face too...
Anybody keen to guess whose sexy E20 mouth is this?

Monday, May 02, 2005

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Potential Gold Tortoise Candidate 1

Hmm... notice where his other hand is. I'm wondering if he has anything to do with the sports car we saw in the earlier foto?

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Kelly and car


Has Kelly finally found her gold tortise in the US?
Looks like she is one step closer to being a tai tai!
Cool car. =)

We can post fotos!
E20 graduation

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Hey Ongky, so surprised u actually came here to post. =)
how has it been? job hunt ok? I was reading those quotable quotes you put up before flying to UK. still so funny to read siah.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

hello.... how is everyone!? been rather quiet in here ya? :)

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Friday, September 03, 2004

HAHA... ROFL.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

just wondering if anyone was interested in any gmail invites? i'm sure you have heard of it? google? 1 gig? no? anyways, anyone interested just post in the comments.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

hello hello... here something farni ha. mayb some of u have seen it b4. hehe.
http://www.pinkystar.com/pds/contents/solo/200401/ttws3.wmv

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

go get the new yahoo messenger! its fun ^_^
clicky!
add me! ---> scorpio_wjx

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Shucks man... looks like Brother Hann and myself have to work extra hard to squeeze our surname back into the top 10! haha... =P
Just for fun... hehe... my surname ranks 5th haha....

Popular chinese surnames...

1
TAN
237,800
9.5%

2
LIM
166,000
6.6%

3
LEE
112,600
4.5%

4
NG
106,200
4.2%

5
ONG
66,700
2.7%

6
WONG
65,000
2.6%

7
GOH
56,200
2.2%

8
CHUA
54,600
2.2%

9
CHAN
48,400
1.9%

10
KOH
48,100
1.9%

11
TEO
46,800
1.9%

12
ANG
43,600
1.7%

13
YEO
36,600
1.5%

14
TAY
35,800
1.4%

15
HO
35,000
1.4%

16
LOW
31,600
1.3%

17
TOH
25,300
1.0%

18
SIM
23,800
0.9%

19
CHONG
23,100
0.9%

20
CHIA
22,600
0.9%

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Wow, wearing contact lens is extremely tiring for beginners!
Taking them out also ah... but it gives the opportunity to feel one's eyeballs.
haha, think need to stick to specs for life man.

Monday, April 19, 2004

Dear readers,

when was the last time a fren of yrs approached you to join venture in starting a dot.com business?

recently i received a call to go listen to a business proposal. as much as i was skeptical throughout the teleconversation, i ended up agreeing to go down for the talk. maybe i'm jus too soft-hearted to reject gals? perhaps only fellow men would understand. hee... =P
Dear readers,

Jus to inform all users tt i'll be removing the Gossip Corner link to clube20 (if u dun understand, means it does not concern u so no worries =P) cos clube20 has been getting some spam since i opened up the posting to public. Furthermore, tt is an irritating bug in blogger which always post duplicate mail to clube20.

Also like to take the opportunity to wish Ruben happy birthday today. he's probably the only person in class which qualify to play income tax this yr haha... thanks for the contribution to the country. here's a bday kiss from me *muack!

JX,YM: when can we c the digi foto?

Enjoy the wk ahead! Cheers...

Thursday, April 15, 2004

can u believe yimin and i bumped into each other at one of the subway stations in paris last week? we were so in awe, we took some photos... at the ticket gates.. lmao. didnt take a digi foto, or else i'd post it. her friend took a digi though. its a small world after all....

take care fellas. bb!

Sunday, April 11, 2004

Dear readers,

when was the last time u placed coloured paper on a tomb?

For the some of u who will be visiting yr ancesstors within this couple of wks, here's a tip when it comes to burning incense: fold them b4 dumping into the fire pile. It burns faster this way =)

hope u guys had a great good friday long wkend! cheers...

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Dear readers,

when was the last time someone asked u:" would u mind doing......?"

In a recent occasion, i replied no and the person who asked gave a shocked look and walked away. Sensing an obvious miscommunication, i cleared it up by explaining to the person tt i didn't mean no to her request but to her qn (no, i do not mind doing...). jus a minor issue, thot i'll put this up for the record.

cheers =)

Sunday, February 29, 2004

Dear Shane and Bubble, really glad we had a nice & cosy chat session. I would jus like to add for the record tt the link we discovered between Herbal Life supplements, Bar-top dancing and Duracell batteries is some 1st class crap (shucks, good old canteen crap sessions been missing ever since graduation). Would love another session in the future. Shall we? =)

Btw, wat a coincidence bumping into Russel.
Russel: Smoke Less!
=P

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Care to elaborate why this gay fren of yrs deserves a lot of respect for acting normal and not having "gay behaviour" in front of his frens? Cos i would think tt this is the usual scenario.

btw, is it yr old room-mate? ;p
I just found out that one of my guy friends is gay. I've known him since uni started, but it never came across me that he was one. I had a little shock, and it kinda bothered me for a while. The reason being he really appeared to be a very normal guy, having none of that "gay behaviour" one might expect. After some thought, I decided he deserves a lot of respect for that, and I had formed stereotypes too quickly.

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Dear readers,

i can't help but notice a fren of mine change his msn messenger nick recently... hmmm, it seems tt someone leaving the country early this mth really made a substantial impact in his life.

i hope he's ready for another heartbreaking event a few mths later... =P

Monday, February 23, 2004

Dear all, the site has been revamped.
This is all done in the hope that a better looking blogsite = more blogs from everyone =P
A commenting function has also been added to keep topics within single threads. please post your comments and ideas about the new site.

ps: tables are a pain in the ass... will change it soon.

Saturday, February 21, 2004

Dear readers,

ever got assumed by a fren tt u din care?

so saddening... esp when they call u kpo, how can they ever think tt?!?! angry siah. (u know who u r!)

Sunday, February 15, 2004

Dear readers,

anyone ever got stood up on Valentine's Day?

It's such a heart wrenching experience and i actually got to see a fren do this to her fren yesterday. Poor guy!

Sunday, February 08, 2004

To my Thailand adventure companions...

i read recently an article tt changed my impression of MBK as Bangkok's shopping heaven. (it has been replaced by Chatuchak!)

[quote]"WHEN in Bangkok, go to Chatuchak weekend market. To say that it is big is an understatement. It is the mother of all mothers of markets. There are 15,000 stalls packed over 14ha. It is open on Saturdays and Sundays and 200,000 people visit it on each of the two days. There's a skytrain station right at its doorstep. The stalls sell a jaw-dropping range of goods - puppies, plants, crockery, cushions, antiques, screwdrivers, you name it, they've got it. The market is divided into maze-like sections, some trendier than others. You are almost guaranteed to get lost but that's part of the fun. You never quite know what you're going to stumble upon next, which also means that if you find something you like, buy it at once for chances of you locating the shop later will be slim. Which was how, 10 minutes after entering Chatuchak, I found myself clutching three bulging plastic bags."

Hey, if we ever have another chance at it again, here's an advise to my MacDonalds Pork Burger buddies [quote]"A colleague had recommended the beef noodle shop at MBK's sixth floor food court. Good choice. And on the fourth floor, you get crunchy pancake-like desserts for, what, 20 cents?"


Regards,
the blue missionary porn star =P

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Hey Gail, thanks for the 1st person perspective leh. so the leaving feeling is actually more hectic than anything else haha... i can imagine tt siah! anyway, if the counter-chick does pity me with my over-weight luggage, i'll make it a pt to ask her for phone number ;P

No intention to experience it soon though, not brave enough. I think i'll drop tears. btw, i have extremely sad news for all the 5-day work week pp... Labour Day this yr is on a saturday!!! this one really cos my tears to flow like open tap man.

sheesh... let us observe 1 minute of silence to mourn for this titanic loss. Whopee.
I spoke to a fren not too long ago. He informed me tt he's doing a study on how Blogs (in general) tend to die off after some time. That inspired me to write this particular entry which i shall dedicate to him.

Yup, so if i get scolded for dozing off in the office later, the blame goes to him too. =P


Dear readers,

so when's the last time u made an effort to see a fren off at the airport?

i have always been very curious to know wats the feeling of the person being on the other side of the glass waving back to one's family and frens as he/she embarks on a long trip alone into an unknown territory for the first time. the mixed feelings - a pinch of anxiety, a touch of apprehension, a teaspoon of trepidation and an endless flow of excitement the night b4 the flight... shld be quite intense... though i can only 'try' to empathise.

i guess there's only 1 way to find out. haha. =)

Selamat Hari Raya Haji (belated)

Monday, February 02, 2004

Dear readers,

here's a cute brain teaser...

2 blind men went shopping. each bought 1 pair of black socks and 1 pair of white socks. after leaving the shop, they bumped into each other and the 4 pairs of socks fell to the ground.

Qn: how can the blind men ensure tt they get back 1 pair of black and 1 pair white socks each?

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Dear readers,

when was the last time u went to a wedding ceremony?

I went to my fren's church wedding today and one of the speakers who took the podium left an impression in me. He shared with the newly weds and the audience the secret to a lasting marriage. He even said tt according to researchers who discovered this, tt pp who practise it not only get to enjoy a very lasting blissful marriage, they'll probably also earn more money and live longer!!! Sounds too good to be true? Well, I guess the only way to find out if its jus bullshit would be to put it to the test. So tell u wat, I'll practise this "secret" when I get married and see if I do earn more, enjoy my married life and live longer ;P

2 wks to Christmas. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Sunday, November 30, 2003

Dear readers,

have u seen 'The Matrix: Revolutions' yet?

Hopefully, coming this Christmas, we'll get to see a spoof of this epic at the party in Godwin's new home. Featuring Op-amp as Trinity (she gets to choose her own 'The One' out of her 4 current heatsinks namely, the original heatsink and her number 1, 2 and 3 heatsinks) and her fav man as Neo. We'll be shooting our version of Trinity's death scene where her only lines is jus 4 words and for Neo, its jus action, no words. Refer to script below:

Trinity (says to Neo): Kiss me.
Neo: ...(pause)
Trinity: Kiss me.
Neo: (Neo gets lucky)

So now the qn remains... which heatsink will land up with the meaty role? cos the other rejected heatsinks will have to double up as Agent Smith(s).

So for yr own sakes, do catch the show b4 u come for the party! Cheers...

Friday, November 28, 2003

Dear readers,

would u dare to try the "food" featured on the show Fear Factor?

i jus ate an egg containing a partially developed duck embryo! Filipinos call them balut and most of them treat it as a delicacy. Had 2nd thoughts b4 i finally decided to munch on, esp when i opened the shell up and saw wat i saw... well if they ever have a spore version of Fear Factor with balut in it, at least i know i'll be 1 step closer to the money. =P

maybe we can use it as a forfeit? haha...

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Dear readers,

so when was the last time u ate food highly recommended by frens? did the taste do justice to its repute?

after digging into a couple of supposedly famous foods and gg away with the "over-rated" feeling each time, i wondered if i'm the one with the fussy tastebuds. heck, i know for sure tt i'm not choosy over food cos i happen to be ok with both beef noodles or kway chup! and if a burger is hot from the oven, has enough mayo (the most sinful on the planet), then it's good enough. The quality of the patty ranks way behind in my list.
So i guess it's the unreasonable expectation i bring along whenever i go sampling famous food. maybe a suggestion for anybody who intend be bring others to savour good food, tell them its famous only after it goes down his/her throats. =)

Selamat Hari Raya.

Sunday, November 23, 2003

Dear readers,

it seems the saying tt:"u learn something everyday" is indeed true. =)

yesterday, i learnt something which i thot i'll put in the record such tt i'll rem an outstanding treat from this person. i learnt tt 1 entire banana cake only needs 2 bananas! amazing right? but, in return for the banana cake insight, i shared tt Convectional Rain is a type of rainfall that is common in equatorial areas, caused by warm air (heated by the sun) rising, cooling, condensing and bringing heavy rainshowers. We'll be having a lot of it in the coming mth so get yr umbrellas ready.

eagerly waiting for the banana cake... u know who u r, start baking soon!
=P

Saturday, November 15, 2003

Dear readers,

here's another piece of quality gossip fresh from the oven...

For those of u who weren't at Gail's house this afternoon, we received word from a reliable source tt our dear Opamp has got another suitor (tt makes 1 more on top of the current few in the running) hot on her heels. Looks like our dear boy Heatsink will have his hands full clinging on while fending off others' advances toward his heat source. So far, we remain unable to establish anything conclusive yet. I will "try" to give u guys the lastest updates. Do stayed tuned...

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Dear readers,

Remember the painful feeling of not getting wat u want when you most needed it?

Well, if anyone ever needs to get a cough mixture and it jus so happens tt all the pharmacies are closed, dun lose hope cos I got jus the cure for yr pain (or cough). All u need to do is to go down to the nearest Han's restaurant and ask for their Mango Soda. It taste exactly the same except the soda version is diluted with ice.

Wa lau eh! Crap man!

Friday, October 24, 2003

Dear readers,

Just like to take the opportunity to share a concern our dear Heatsink might have... in case he is at wits end with finding the right present for his darling Opamp's coming 23th birthday. Well guess wat, there's no need to fret anymore. Here's a sure win tip: get her the Takashimaya Shopping Card. Sure it'll kill yr bank account but wat the heck right? The smile on her face is more than enough reason for u to slog at work for. Pls remember not to wait till her birthday to give it to her cos the sale ends 2 Nov!!! So hurry now, while stocks last. =P

Happy Deepavali. Enjoy the long wkend!

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Dear readers,

I happened to chance upon a love quote while surfing the Net. Somehow, it kinda got me thinking and i thot i'll jus share it with u folks over here...

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." Joan Crawford

My version... =P

"Love is a fire. Get yr own heatsink!" Gossip Gu-niang

Thursday, September 25, 2003

hey, this new feature is quite cool. now can link the new gossips to e20 yahoo grps!
=)
Dear readers,

Jus to ans some qns posed in the last 2 msgs.

1. Our class rep asked abt the chalet in 2004. Yes, Shane is planning for it to be held in Dec 2004 (in his free time). As of today (until late 2004 i presume), no bookings have been made. So nothing is confirmed yet cos with terrorist bombings here and there every now and then, we really dun know which chalets would still be left standing by tt time.

Thus, there's is really no pt to plan too far ahead though many motivational speakers will tell u otherwise... =P
Jus keep in mind lah (in case there really is one). And if u happen to have a hot date on the same day as the chalet, jus bring yr partner along lah. Shane really dun mind one lah provided u pay for yr other half's share.

P.S. Xuan jie, i propose tt u read my earlier post regarding the Talent Night to be held during the chalet. u cannot claim ignorance when u kenna the very painful forfeit.

2. Our class most popular, most loved, most endearing actress has yet again brought up the issue on changing the lead actor and actress. But so far (at least for the last 3 yrs lah), i have not yet seen any member of the audience not thoroughly entertained nor heard any complains of sian, no fun, etc from them by any of yr numerous performances. u r like Zoe Tay of TCS. she been the lead for 15~20 yrs but her fans nvr get sick of more!

Ever heard of the saying:"If it ain't broken, dun fix it." ?

Sunday, September 14, 2003

hi,
haven't draop a line or 2 in the blog for long...

great to see it updated. Talking about the Mid-autumn MTV..i agree it def still bring out tt smile fr me.

anyway, just wish tt u guys have a great wk ahead! btw got chalet in 2004??i din know tt.
Here's something cool to do for TalentTime 2004...

Somebody can say A,B,C...Z backwards within 20secs. =P

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Dear readers,

As u take a bite into yr lotus paste mooncakes (the more adventurous folk might be testing out new flavours such as durian mooncake instead), slip yr Chinese Oolong teh or bubble teh for the younger generation and gaze at the full moon this Mid-Autumn Festival 2003, some of u, like me, probabaly had sweet old memories resurface in yr heads. The memories of the exact same occassion but of 2 yrs ago... Mid-Autumn Festival 2001... never fails to bring a smile onto my face =P

Therefore, I'll like to take this opportunity to thank the cast for the 'Chang Er ben yue' MTV filmed on tt fateful day. Its a performance not to be forgotten. Thanks for being such a sport!

Sunday, September 07, 2003

Gossip Talk --- by gu-niang

Dear readers,

During a recent group gathering, I heard someone lament abt being poor and got no money to spend. Funny thing was, I happen to catch him covered in branded apparels from OP tee, Giodarno jeans, Teva scandals, Deuter bagpack and carrying one of those VERY EXPENSIVE metal water bottles made in Switzerland. These Swiss made bottles have been in fashion ever since some dork discovered tt drinking from the same mineral plastic bottle for too long can kill. So I guess millions of pp like u and I who have been doing jus tt shld start burning joss sticks or saying yr prayers to thank yr own God(s) for letting u off huh...

Back to topic. So the guy was full of branded stuff and even his hp is those got colour type. The only thing we din get to check was his underwear which some suggested tt might have been Hush Puppies. So there i was, confronted by this guy with incessant complains abt his financial woes but yet everything i owned from head to toe probably can't even match his footwear. Bummer, low morale siah.

So the next time u meet someone like i had, remember to check out wat his wearing/carrying. And if its a similar case to mine, u might want to do wat i did tt night (and forever and ever). Use his clothes, scandals, bag, Swiss bottle against him when the talk of no money comes out of his mouth.

Cheers to not raising the booking fees for sports facilities! Have a good wk ahead =)
Hi Bubble, haven seen u here for a long time. Glad to see u still drop by =)

Dear all, some pp have expressed concern over the Talent Time which is to be held during our class chalet projected to be in Dec 2004. Let me jus take this opportunity to reassure u guys tt there r at least a thousand and one things out there u can do during tt night which can help u avoid forfeit. So pls, no worries, stay cool... its gg to be a night of pure fun and entertainment and hopefully another one of those memorable sessions tt we always have together.

In case any one of u r still desperate for ideas on wat to do, i got one which u can consider all the way until next yr end. Its very simple. Bring a set of spare change (of clothes) and jump off Bedok Jetty!

=P

Friday, August 15, 2003

To the Founder of E20 blog and fellow administrator,

It's great to hear from u after so long... this blog reminds me of a common tv serial scenerio where the biological father, being a man caught within circumstances, dumps his son to the care of his good fren. I'm proud to tell u tt yr 'son' has survived the mths of yr negligence haha! =P It still commands a fan club of at least 3 pp which is abt 20% of the total no of members.

Since u have realised tt consistency matters in anything we do, i hope to see u consistently dropping by to leave words of encouragement for Heatsink to remind him constantly to be consistent and perservere in his quest to win back his true love. This is a good time for u to show yr concern and be a source of strength to yr dear fren.

Well, here r some words from me:
Heatsink Heatsink all the way!
Dun jus sit at home to pray,
Listen to Kelly and obey,
It'll make her bright and gay.
Better buck up by today,
Else u'll be digging yr own grave.

CHEERS. =)

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Dearest BIG KAPO,

hey, I'm really surprised tt u actually posted a msg!!! =)
wow, thanks for the encouragement. so now, i know tt there's at least 3 pp who follow the story. haha...

Regards,
Gossip Gu-niang

P.S. as for the person who asked me for Big Kapo's identity, u'll jus have u keep on guessing until u get it right ;P

Monday, July 28, 2003

How to Win yr gal from a “Better” guy!
3 Steps to win back yr true love


continued from [11/7/03]

Chapter 2

Step 2 - Enhance yr strengths, accentuate his weaknesses


“No man is infallible.”

In a recent poll conducted at Holland Village, it was ascertained tt one of the fundamental prerequisites most women want in their guy is height. Somehow it seems tt the ladies have conveniently correlated a man’s height to the amount of ‘an quan gan’ she derives from hanging out with him (much to the displeasure of the men present during the polls who were incidentally, all below 1.8m).

In another poll (done on the same grp of pp), it was discovered tt though height wins out, there is another trait tt women look for in men which is jus as important. And this being: a good conversationalist. Hence, as much as they want someone who can provide them with a sense of security when they r with, deep down, they also yearn for a guy who can provide them comfort though his words and can share their ideas, thoughts and lives.

The morale of the story is: If yr opponent is a taller person, the odds against u r proportional to the difference of both yr heights. The proportionality constant differs from individual to individual. However, do take heart as this does not mean the end of the world for u. So b4 u start running off to yr guy frens to KB, lets assess the situation again and look for possibilities…

Now, so wat if his taller than u?
If…
1. he’s a quiet person
2. he’s someone who prefers to keep to himself
3. those ard him usually have no idea wat’s on his mind

This might be yr best place to carry out Step 2.

Chapter 3

Step 3 - Declare yr intentions


to be concluded...

Friday, July 11, 2003

How to Win yr gal from a “Better” guy!
3 Steps to win back yr true love


continued from [9/7/03]

Chapter 1

Step 1 - Seize up yr opponent


“Know yr enemy, know yrself, every battle fought will be a battle won.” [Sun Tze]

Jus how good yr competition is would be the crux to determining an appropriate battle plan. Before u start to strategize, it is imperative tt you do a good background study of the challenger. Some fundamental qns tt comes to mind would be…

Is he tall?
Is he rich?
Is he a nice guy?
Is he good looking?
Is he a 1st class honours grad?
Is he appealing to women in an overall sense?

After finding the ans to those qns, the next set of qns u have to ask yrself…

Do I last 1 minute (average) into most of my conversations b4 I start complaining?
Do I keep saying I’ll fail my test and exams but end up getting distinctions?
Do I bet with pp if I’ll get into dean’s list when it’s a sure thing?
Do I complain excessively?
Do I get frustrated easily?
Is it a pattern in my life?

If u happen to encounter any difficulty in answering these qns, feel free to approach yr frens for assistance. Only when u have the necessary info required, r u ready to move on to the next step.

Chapter 2

Step 2 - Enhance yr strengths, accentuate his weaknesses


to be continued...

Thursday, July 10, 2003

To my dear Fan,

I read yr compliments with delight. I'll like u to know tt yr words made me giggle too. =)
Thanks for the boost to my self-esteem. Gives me a sense of purpose to continue dishing out crap.
Do wait patiently for the next few instalments. In the meantime, I urge all to contribute yr juicy info (reliability of info is not impt) to aid in my writing.

Regards,
Gossip Gu-niang

Wednesday, July 09, 2003

The following story I dedicate to someone whom I perceive as my most loyal reader in Blogger. I would like to take this opportunity to express my utmost appreciation for his support since the birth of this blog. He has been a source of inspiration for most of my work here. He’s also my biggest critic and at the same time my greatest fan.

I’ll like to pay tribute to this special someone...
You’ve been our source of fun and laughter, peace and joy.
You’ve brought colour to the mundane lives of engineering undergrads.
You’ve made NUS a memorable place in our hearts.
On behalf of the many pp whose lives you’ve brighten, Thank You!

How to Win yr gal from a “Better” guy!
3 Steps to win back yr true love


Prologue

So u wake up early in the morning feeling as if u've won Toto the night b4 and ready to take on the world. This energy stems from knowing yr true love has come back from her graduation tour in Japan. U r all excited cos its been 8 long days since you last seen her angelic face, heard her sweet girlish voice, msg-ed her on icq to chat abt how yr day has been and sms-ed her to report yr status. Jus thinking abt the wonderful things tt will resume from this day on make u beam with joy.

Alas, soon afterward joy turned into shock, shock turned into sorrow as u began to realize tt yr closest buddy. A fren since yr sec sch days has become yr arch rival in love. Already, the torment from his betrayal seem too much too bear but the thought of losing yr woman is unthinkable! U realise this will be as good as yr fight for survival bcos life w/o her is not worth living. As u brace yrself for the greatest challenge for the past quarter of a century, u grit yr teeth and recite in yr mind repeatedly tt this 1st class graduate will give his 100% and rise to the occasion!

Chapter 1

Step 1 - Seize up yr opponent

to be continued...

Monday, July 07, 2003

Wow, i really din expect other posts here.
Hmm... maybe its time i reward those who still faithfully check this column for updates with some juicy stuff!

Tuesday, July 01, 2003

hey pp, i jus got wind of a new gossip...
Anybody heard yet? it seems tt Kelly found a new soul mate after her overseas trip. Gosh man, Heatsink muz be sweating right now.

Saturday, May 31, 2003


Milestone addition

Shane kena insulted

This one is a classic!

It's Sem4 hols and we were again at 23 Duchess Ave. This time there wasn't any fishball eating competition. It was meant to be a tech comm tape viewing session. So we were eating dinner at the giant round dining table and it was a pizza hut / KFC delivery thing. Somehow, water seeped under the glass cover and we had to lift it and dry the water b4 it can damage the wood. Took quite a while jus to remove the heavy glass. Then Shane took the initiative to wipe the glass. I dun remember the exact words used but Bubble's mom said Shane got no strength. Funny siah...

Milestone addition

Yhow's chef stint

Remember the potluck at Ruben's house (not too sure when) where we were supposed to each bring a dish tt was preferably self-cooked? Yhow's "gu lou yoke" was one of the highlights tt night. We had divided opinions on the real identity of those pineapples in his dish. Some claimed tt they tasted like papaya. Others say it was in fact more like potato. Only minority was convinced tt it was really indeed pineapple.

Monday, May 26, 2003


Bubble Teh & Brother Hann's 3210 incident (dedicated to Bubble)

continued from part 1 [24/5/03]...
As the night went on, we got an icq msg again. How said: She's coming up! Excitement filled the air. We did it. We won. We had to prepare for a big show. No laughing now. We struggled to keep our face straight at first. (special mention tt this was esp an arduous task for How). Then everyone tried to progress to putting up a solemn face. We knew this plot was all abt teamwork and nobody wanted to let the others down. Losing a hp a is big deal esp back in those days. Oh ya, we almost forgot to switch off the hp and hide it jus in case.

She came up. Qizhang came up with her. They were all packed to go home. She jus had to come up and know for herself the actual situation and whether she was to blame for it. To the evil men's surprise, Fabian and Yinghann put up a great show together. They went thru their impromptu lines as if they had done them b4 many times over. They had so much chemistry, displayed so much emotions. For Yinghann it was abt loss and sadness. While for Fabian, it was more of sympathy and regret. 2 evil men were utterly useless. They were trying hard to contain their laughter within themselves throughout.

In the end, we managed wat we set out to do. Bubble was finally taken in.

Well, after we cleared up the mess, explained the plot, everything went back to normal. Yinghann still has his hp, he still retained his 'nice guy' title in Bubble's heart. The 2 evil men got wat they deserved, their loyalty pts dropped tremendously. (so unfair tt Yinghann got special treatment!) =P

Ok, so I put here the official Bubble Teh & Brother Hann's 3210 incident (the way I remembered it). Hopefully we might go thru it again in yrs to come and laugh it off as one of those crazy things tt happened in the gates of NUS.

Sunday, May 25, 2003


Excerpt from: Are tummies the new cleavage? By Sumiko Tan (The Sunday Times 25 May 2003)

[...Contrary to what men think, most women don't dress up to please the other sex. If we did, all you would see would be low-cut blouses and mini-skirts. Clearly, that's not the case. Women wear what we do for ourselves, and, yes, sometimes to impress other women. We put on what we think looks nice on us and what feels comfortable, not whether it will get men excited...]


we learn something everyday... =P

Saturday, May 24, 2003


Here's a E20 milestone which many pp might not know abt... a bit exaggerated at certain parts for comedy effect (dedicated to Bubble)

Sem 4 (Jan 2001)
Bubble Teh & Brother Hann's 3210 incident
- main cast: Bubble, Yinghann, Fabian, How and YB
- guest stars: Qizhang and an Indian cleaner

Date: the night before the 2nd Control quiz by Dr. W W Tan
Location: a bench behind LT2

Story starts with the guys studying last minute for the control quiz. Our female lead Ms Bubble Teh also studying for the quiz at another obscure corner of the faculty icqs How (mind u, in those olden days, we din have wireless LAN cards) to say hi. She discovers our whereabouts and decides to pay us a visit.

The guys were elated upon her visit. We exchanged the normal hi-5s. The guys then took the chance to visit the toilet together and pee as we had utmost trust in our dearest Bubble to look after our stuff.

We came back from the toilet shocked to find tt our stuff were left unattended including How's laptop and Yinghann's Nokia 3210 (it was his first hp with the class hotline 93825966. Apparently, he fell into Starhub's free incoming ploy then).

One thing led to another... shock to distrust, distrust to anger, anger to rage... we thought we could trust Bubble with our stuff and pee in peace. Never did we once expect her to return to her obscure corner, into the arms of another before we were back.

Suddenly, this Indian cleaner came from nowhere and started mopping the floor near our bench. Thus, an evil plot to make our Bubble come back up and apologise began to form in the devilish minds of How and YB (personally, I still feel it was more How than YB lah). These 2 jokers were determined to make Bubble guilty for leaving b4 we returned by letting her believe tt our Indian cleaner took the 3210 immediately after she left.

I have to add here tt Fabian and Yinghann were rather against this ingenious plot at first. They were worried tt we might really hurt Bubble with this hoax. But the other 2 evil men persisted. They even proposed a wager to guess whether she would finally apologise and if we would see tears tt very night. Fabian said we were damm bo liao.

The plan was executed to near perfection. First, How asked if she had seen the 3210 on the bench. She said she din notice. How continued tt Yinghann seems to think his hp went missing but nothing is confirmed as he's still looking for it. Slowly, the seed of doubt was planted in the mind of Bubble. She began to wonder if it was her negligence had caused this disaster to happen.

After the initial icq exchanges, after we thot everything went as planned, there was still no show from her. 2 evil men were disappointed. The plot failed materialise. She din come...end of part1.

Friday, May 23, 2003


Hmm... interesting... anyone care to explain the part on 'Godwin & Glass Door' thingy during Sem4?

He walked into a glass door in sch or something?

Friday, May 09, 2003


Sigh... maybe its God's will lah. =P

btw, enjoy yr NLP course. Looking fwd to see a brand new Gail and Yimin!

Thursday, May 08, 2003


Hi pp,

some bad news here, jus been informed by Shane tt the ballot for East Coast chalet was unsuccessful.

Sunday, May 04, 2003


Dear Sky, some of the very tough qns might be out of syllabus. esp those tt kept asking for no. of defects or have to do with defect density, he has never touched on b4 and its not in his notes. And, I like Geylang. I think its a good idea. Steady...

Saturday, May 03, 2003


Hotel 81?
Heard they dun 'catch' pp over there. =P

Gail, u really think changi would be better? Unless the changi chalet is within walking distance from Changi Village. If not, getting food would be a headache. Furthermore, there might not be a bowling centre nearby and the beach might not have a foot reflexology path... i was thinking we take the package on the website Emily found if the ballot was unsuccessful.

u think?

Hotel 81?
Heard its always cheap. =P

Oh ya, with regards to the food issue, since a BBQ is too troublesome, we can always walk out to the marine parade neighbourhood for dinner. a slow 30min walk there to work up an appetite and a slow 30min back to aid digestion. healthy living siah...

Friday, May 02, 2003


maybe dinner at some neighbourhood coffeeshop?

like tt time where we each ordered 1 dish and we all share. i rem it was some coffeeshop near Holland V but i forgot wat the occasion was. and i think it was during IA too cos i remembered discussing abt work and tt Bubble and Yimei were in the same line as me. construction site. =)

Thursday, May 01, 2003


Ok, I'm thinking a tentative game programme might be useful. So i drafted one for discussion. It spans for 2 days. Fresh ideas r always welcome so feel free to post activities which u have been hoping to do since exams so tt we can better explore our alternatives.

Day1
AM check in

PM lunch
rollerblading (pp who cannot blade muz try too)
volleyball (provided Yimin's chio bu frens lend us the ball)

NIGHT dinner
bowling
talent night 1 (includes forfeits to be done on the spot)
supper
beach walk
own activities (free time)

Day2
AM sleep

PM lunch
canoeing (pp who cannot canoe muz try too)
Captain's Ball in water (provided we can find pp at the park to play with. hopefully fellow nus students on chalet too)
kite flying (will depend on wind conditions)

NIGHT dinner
games (charades, win lose or draw, guess the number)
talent night 2
supper
own activities (free time)

Day3
AM check out

PM lunch
bye bye

Of cos, the wet weather I propose is The E20 Bachelor[15/4/03]. Anybody got a portable VCD player? Mini Hi-Fi (with Cd-player)?

Wednesday, April 30, 2003


Thanks for the concern Kelly but 360 degree not good enough to avoid the forfeit lah. sure got guys can do one. heck, if u have been trg in yr house toilet since yr2, u shld be able to do too. And unlike u, I dun have someone willing to do my forfeit for me[18/4/03], or tumble down a flight of stairs for me.

And yes, regarding yr concern on the distribution of activities for everyone, in line with tradition, u and Heatsink will take the limelight yet again in the main event of the wet weather plan. In my humble opinion, to change performers would be unfair. It would be doing a disservice to the wider audience out there. Hence, being fair would really be bringing out the best performers to entertain the gang. This heavy responsibility of cos would sit most appropriately on the shoulders of our 1st class fyp presenter and his NUS sweetheart. In addition, to sizzle up the atmosphere a little, we'll have Parkway gal to cook up a storm. Do not worry, everybody else will have their little part to play as well. This is precisely y i proposed a mini talent time. To showcase true diversity in pp. And not fogetting tt forfeits await us. Tt'll be something really good to look fwd to... right?

Tuesday, April 29, 2003


Yo Sky Fyre, thanks for understanding. =)
Jus between the 2 of us, I'm gg to attempt to do the 540 degree spin move. Been secretly trg for some time liao. Shhh... u have to help me keep this down man. we wouldn't want anybody to practise this and thwart my plans on tt day...

btw, i found this...

Event Title: Southern Explorer 2003 A treasure hunt with an amazing twist!
Organizer: NUS Geographical Society
Description: What's a better way to kickstart your holidays than to spend a fun-filled day at Sentosa and win prizes at the same time? Form a team of 4-5 persons and compete with other teams in this amazing treasure hunt round Sentosa! It's definitely a challenge of wits and speed. The top prize includes a cash prize of $400! Loads of fun and excitement guaranteed! Take up the challenge today!

Closing date for registration: 6 May 2003

Date/Time: 31 May 03 (Saturday)
0830 - 1400

Closing date for registration: 6 May 2003
Venue: Sentosa Island
Price: Registration Fee of $35 per team (includes entry and bus ride into Sentosa as well as a tea reception)
Contact: Sim Yong Cheun, Alvin (98200781)
u0201379@nus.edu.sg
Remark: Closing date for registration: 6 May 2003

Any takers?
i on for ecp 2....(obvious reasons too)

pasir ris, the lastitme i was there..ther'eslots of renovations n upgrading gg on..so can hv fun at the beach loh...

Sounds great man!
Cos I think paying $20 per person for the chalet is quite steep right? considering most of us will be unemployed then. =P

But I also cool with if we paying for the promotion package Emily found. Both at East Coast and Pasir Ris also ok. As for preference, I pick East Coast (for obvious reasons)... It'll be ard $20 per pax provided got ard 10 pp stay thru the nights bcos will be quite pai seh to ask pp who come for a while or dun stay over to share the cost burden right?

The entertainment will cost us too. Those packages only give 2 bowling games free. That roughly works out to 4 free rolls a person if 10 pp (if u manage to strike, then u squander the free 2nd roll) so maybe we shld focus on the free entertainment. Stuff like volleyball which we couldn't play last time due to the heavy rain. Hopefully this time got chance to spar against Yimin's long-time jie mei(s). Yes, pls invite them along. I'm sure tt Shane would be looking fwd to show them a good time.

Perhaps we can have a talent time after dinner? Dun worry, no fancy talents needed. Every person will just need to do something which nobody else in the grp can do. Things like playing guitar or harmonica will not be a safe bet as I'm sure more than 1 person can play. Unless its such a difficult tune tt nobody else can play at all. A good example would be to jump up and execute a 720 degree body spin. This will make u 99.99% safe from forfeit cos the last time I checked, nobody else can do (though Kelly is secretly trg to do a 360 at home) except Brother How b4 he was injured.

Basically, if someone else amongst us can do wat u did after u have done it, then forfeit liao. And dun worry if u can't think of something to do, jus do the forfeit lor. haha!!! So maybe its a good idea to think of something u can do which others can't. If u can prove some chim chim famous equation also counted I guess. Any violent objects to this free entertainment? Or further suggestions maybe...

Ok pp, start cracking yr heads!

fyi, the foot reflexology path in East Coast Park quite powerful one... Heatsink get ready hor.

Monday, April 28, 2003


To the fans of Smallville,

Season 2 is back tonight! =)

Saturday, April 26, 2003


I went to the site... they have a similar offer for Pasir Ris too!

May Day Special Package (01 April to 30 May 2003)
3D/2N stay @ Costa Sands Resort, Pasir Ris for:
Room Type NTUC Club Member Non-member
Premier Room $118 nett $138 nett
Duplex Room $138 nett $158 nett

Package includes:
*2 Bowling Games
*$5 worth of TaPZ cards
*1 Escape Theme Park Adult Ticket
*1 Escape Theme Park Child Ticket

For those who r not in touch with society for some time, TaPZ card is a stored value card to use in the arcade.

Sigh, the Child Theme Park ticket quite useless to us though... maybe can top up a few bucks and change to adult ticket. Then, Kelly and Heatsink can go chiong together!

Friday, April 25, 2003


Hi pp, an alternative would be booking a chalet at East Coast Park again.
Advantages over Safra chalet include:
1. not constrained to book 4day 3night blocks which is presumed to be too long
2. hopefully its much cheaper than 210 bucks but not so sure abt this yet
3. better accessibility to outside for food, logistic supplies, recreational activities
4. its smaller and tt means its more cozy[yonghao]. anyway, not many pp responded to stay over the nights too.

Shane: u rem the booking costs of East Coast chalets? is it on a daily basis? if u still have their number, then we can call to check if rooms r still available for 6th may onwards?

Friday, April 18, 2003


Hi Gail, I think there's really no rush to book it.

Won't it be more wise to discuss a bit and decide for ourselves if the $210 would be a sound investment?

cos right now, we really have totally nothing to do there. so no pt in committing the money at such an early stage. we might end up forfeiting the deposit due to say perhaps the occurrence of an event or change of circumstance so fundamental as striking at the root of the chalet and being beyond contemplation at this time.

So, unless it is reasonably foreseeable tt it would be impossible to book the chalet at a later date, my advise would be DUN get it this wkend.

Any 2nd opinion?

With regards to the issue on whether a forfeit is transferable, it is prima facie non-transferable. However, in deciding a specific case, we will have to consider if the request is reasonable. For this, a "proximity" test will be conducted.

If there exist a proximate relationship between them i.e. 2 parties r so close tt it hurts the person seeing the forfeit being done more than the actual person performing it. Eg. Kelly gets a forfeit and is supposed to piggyback Heatsink and walk 15 metres on the foot reflexology path. Heatsink can't even bear to let her piggyback him on normal ground let alone walk on such treacherous terrain.

For this case, it will be held tt: "...it would be unjust to cause hurt to a man thru causing hurt unto his loved one. A man should be granted the right to inflict detriment upon himself for the benefit of the woman he treasures on his own free will."

Heatsink will be able to piggyback Kelly and walk the path for her instead.

Here's something to ponder on...
Notice tt we usually can't come up with exciting impromptu forfeits. Everyone knows tt a good forfeit is the soul of an entertaining game. So how abt we compile a list? Will never know when it may come in handy.

It seems tt a sadistic mind is an instantaneous thing. Jus comes and goes quickly. Hence, I invite all to write their evil ideas here whenever it pops by... who knows? u might jus see yr idea become a reality one of these days!

I got these from watching tv...
1. piggy back someone and walk the foot reflexology path
2. skip rope on the foot reflexology path

For all u budding lawyers out there, I'm sure u'll agree tt any reasonable man would know tt 'footwear not allowed' is the obvious implied term here. So dun try to challenge the terms when u happen to kena the forfeit. Any attempt to do so may result in
i. a harsher forfeit
ii. an additional forfeit
iii. or a combination of the above

Ok, let yr evil thoughts run wild and u might be surprised jus how creative u can be while studying for exams.

P.S subject to availability of equipment. foot reflexology paths r now available in most parks and recreational areas.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003


Ya, I guess a more or less tentative programme would be nice. Otherwise we might end up really bored over there. 4 days 3 nights can be hell if we dun have enough fun things to do. Also, judging from the precedent case of E20 vs EAST COAST CHALET (Sep 2002), it would be wise if we also have some wet-weather entertainment.

I propose an ultimate wet-weather (actually its workable under all-weather) plan. Some of us can role-play the reality show The Bachelor[Channel 5] whereby our very own E20 Bachelor is none other than the most eligible Mr Heatsink.

His job scope would basically be to flirt around with all the gals during the day. Then everynight, we'll gather for tribal council where he then eliminates some of the contenders. Sounds interesting? As in all open competitions, seeded players have an unfair advantage. So this time, since Kelly is clearly the top seed, she can't be eliminated until the final night.

Alamak, no stove?!?!... well, it's probably good news to Kelly lah, she can't really cook anyway (noodles, rice, eggs not included), so having a cooking competition might see her lose out to Parkway gal. haha... lucky gal!

No worries, we can spend the cooking time at the spa instead =P (muz take brudder Ongky's advise to wash hand siah)

Monday, April 14, 2003

Yo wazzzup brudders and sisters! Ya all stardyin hard hard ke? Muz remember to take a brek and relak one koner u no! Work hard and play hard 2, ok? Oh yah, u all muz remember to wash your hand everyday u no. ahhh.. and dun put near ur face 2 owkey? sister sars not very friendly k. ya ok dats all from ur brudder. wat a crap blogger.

I'm on too!

Since we gg to invest $210 on the chalet, maybe its a good idea to plan wat we can do during the 4 days to make the best out of it.

How abt we buy food to cook dinner there? Gail, the place can cook right?

We can have grps of 2-3 pp to prepare a dish for every meal. During meal time, we decide which dish is the worst tasting and tt grp will have to clean up after dinner. How abt tt? Quite a fair competition right? And I think it'll keep us preoccupied for some time.

But Heatsink and Kelly and Parkway gal cannot be 1 grp. Or else with stuff like forks, knives and the gas stove in the kitchen, something might happen...

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

hahahahha....errr...no lah..i wont wan 2 get myself into the battle of the 2 gals
i still wan my limbs to b intact.....

Yesterday was not a fair test lah.
1. Everyone in the audience was looking at him with loving eyes cos he was the star of his 1hr show.
2. He din have eye contact with the audience once the bombings comenced.
3. Stress made him so irritated tt his tone towards the examiner changed at 1 pt.

Basically, I din see anything lah. I myself was too engrossed in the thick of the action. It's not everyday tt I get to c such world-class performance. No wonder they say NUS is a world-class university. Now I know... bcos Heatsink is in NUS. It was such a captivating performance. After watching it, I know I'll regret it if I'd missed it.

Simply one of its kind... and xuan -er, if u were there in person, i think u confirm queue up behind Kelly and Parkway gal and start worshipping the ground tt his walks on.

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

they were impressed? u mean the parkway gal went to the presentatn?? wow! so have anyone found out who's the gal that looks at him wif loving eyes?mayb it can be seen when she/they went for the presentation? so gossip gu niang u saw anything??????

heard that heatsink was very impressive....even when i was 'wirelessly' supporting him..i can feel the A(D) prj presentation =p

After attending the potential award-winning FYP presentation titled: Space-Frequency-Time Coded MC-CDMA, I wish to withdraw my earlier description of it as an A+ project.

It was, in my opinion, definitely not jus an A+ project. It was well worthy of an A(Distinction).

Bravo Heatsink! I was impressed. Yr frens r very proud of u (even though we were pretty much lost in yr slides and have no idea wat was gg on regarding the couple of issues being debated between you and the examiner). BUT, wat we do know is tt the examiner was very impressed with u too. And I jus want to add tt...Kelly and Parkway gal really got good taste! (They were impressed too.)

Well done! *clap clap clap

I happened to come across something useful today...

It is found tt:"Women use their eyes to communicate interest in a man. Men, on the other hand, will usually avoid eye contact with a woman they are interested in."

I believe we can use the above theory on the properties of men & women to decipher the Parkway gal mystery. According to this theory, every gal tt Heatsink avoids eye contact with is a possible suspect. So, we'll jus have to keep a lookout for this particular gal who looks at Heatsink with the most loving pair of eyes from this list of suspects and we've hit the jackpot.

Cool huh. Ok pp, start looking!

Monday, April 07, 2003


For the benefit of pp who has never seen or heard of TAXI, its a French comedy abt a taxi driver.

I think the 9.50pm show is out lah. The show is ard 90mins so by the time we come out, need to rush for last bus man. I interested in either 5.40 or 7.45 show. How abt BK for dinner? cos I got some coupons. hee... Anyway, there shld still be a BK in Cineleisure next to KFC. Very convenient siah. $3.50 for a meal, better than foodcourt price.

Can? dun tell me its ok, its ok...

Saturday, April 05, 2003


Dear fellow gossipers, for those who r free, i would like to recommend you to sit in for a potentially award-winning FYP presentation...

Title:Space-Frequency-Time Coded MC-CDMA
Date: 8-Apr-03
Time: 1200 - 1300
Venue: EA 06-04

Come and experience for yrself 1st class delivery of an A+ project.

We r expecting a full house so pls be early to avoid disappointment. See you there!

Tuesday, April 01, 2003


Hey, Funguson sounds like some ang moh football club manager. haha...

Very impressive ideas, but wat's the original movie title for yr 3rd suggestion har? Dun rem seeing any titles with 'Big Movie' leh.

And wat's wrong with "There's Something About Bobby"? I think it has an interesting plot.